Dog Smelling like a Hippie HoHouse

The MDog has now been accused of smelling like a Hippie Whorehouse. What does one smell like? Well absolutely not at all like a Dog. Amazing that the essential oil he got applied took all the dog smell away.

MDog visited his cousin dog, Fro. Feeling better a road trip was in order and so the dog seat was placed into the car and away Shinka and MDog went. It was a good day for a drive and visit to Oregon. Shinka's brother was celebrating his BDay by taking a day off work. MDog needed to visit his cousin to see if he would be rejected because of his new scent or if he would be accepted as a Dog.

Fro dog found MDog to be quite delicious. Humping was the activity of the afternoon. Both males having been fixed before they got to experience sex with a Bitch have resorted to playing the Humping Tag game. MDog wins most of the time because he is able to lock his front paws around Fro's hind leg and hanging on, being slapped by the massive tail as Fro twists around and gets loose. They got to run in the backyard and pee all over. Fro got a little carried away and pooped as close to the back porch as possible.

Dogs, they get excited and poop and butt are such great things. MDog's butt was especially nice with all the DiGize oil I had applied the night before. It certainly made the difference in getting his tummy to settle down. I'm not sure if Dr. F should be told about the naturopathic methods I've been using until I'm sure he is really better. Dr. F still worries that MDog has stomach cancer. MDog is really too young but it is possible. So the visit to Fro's house was essential in evaluating if MDog really was feeling down or just bored without other pets around. Looks like he is better. He ate his dry food, managed to get some of Fro's and the yet it didn't appear to hurt his tummy. We report to Dr. F tomorrow.

So, maybe a bath before we see Dr. F again because going into the office smelling like a Hippie Whorehouse could become embarrassing for MDog. Mom will see what she can do...